(Teqneek)
I rob people to pay people I robbed Peter //
To pay Paul then I robbed Paulie to pay Peter //
I'mma rob people on PayPal //
Go to 8 Mile, rob Shady an them Insane Clowns //

I stay robbin- I'm Great? Nope- I'm the dopest //
You stay robbed like a stagecoach in the Old West//
I gets high on my own supply, then rob yo's //
Go to Hollywood California to rob Lowe's //

I'm sad depressin' I'm robbin' comedy of the laughin' //
I'm mad aggressive I'm robbin' Robin in front of Batman //
I'm robbin' you til no robbables left in yo possession //
Then prolly robbin' yo ass again- I'm a tad excessive //

What's in yo pockets I'm robbin' you homie run 'em//
I'm robbin' you in the dead of the night then again at sunup //
I done up and chose making my own economy robbery //
And robbin you cuz if I ain't robbin you then you robbin' me //

(Sky)
It's a stick-up, like a mohawk //
Put your hands up, and do the slow walk //
Ay yo, fuckin Teqneek //
Let's get em when they down, yeah- hit em when they weak //

(Teqneek)
I'm robbin' a Burger King in a Ronald McDonald costume //
I'm robbin' a Chick-fil-A on a Sunday morning I'm awesome //
Demanding a ransom from Carl Sr. to see his son again //
It's Sky-Teq and we robbin' you like the government //

(Sky)
Jet fuel can't melt steel beams //
But I can steal cash from a crack ho fiend //
I'll rob your mother, your father- your son and your daughter //
I'll rob you of your fresh food and all of ya water //

When it's cold out, I rock a jacket //
You got your dough out? I will jack it //
A rap criminal, you can't stand it //
But, they haven't banned it- being a bandit //

So until they do //
Gonna rob you off your Rolex and your Reebok shoe //
Man I thought you fuckers knew- Get a real job? Hell no //
Old ladies ripped off like velcro //

She got a real nice purse on the front side //
See me going for the snatch like a muff dive //
Real life though? I am the victim //
They robbed me of everything and that's why I'm spittin' //

(Teqneek)
Ay yo we Rob 'N Big, Robin Wright and we rob Shriners //
We go and we rob diners n Rob Schneider n Rob Reiner //
Robbin' Johnny cash and then rob zombies- for real son //
Grave robbin 'n guess whose?- robbin' William's //

We rob Sonic and rob Thomas and rob Roy //
We rob wallets we rob girls and we rob boys //
We rob the fingers off yo goddamn hands //
We robbin Peter of his goddamn pans //
Ay yo I'm- back in the present from my trip back to the past //
I just robbed Back to the Future from Rob Zemeckis' ass //
We hittin' millions of civilians we grippin' up all tha currency //
Currently in yo purses and gimme all of yo jewelry //

Eddie money is mine along with all of Eddie Vedder cheddar //
Master Splinter? Jackin' his stash and I'm scrappin' Master Shredder //
Leonardo, Michaelangelo, Donatello, and Raphael//
I leave 'em pizzaless sewer freaks and without a shell //

...Diseased people of they miracle cures //
Vision and ingenuity from all the entrepreneurs //
I'm robbin' Ron, Jeremy, Tom, Jerry, and Jerry's kids//
I can't believe how effortless it is leaving you penniless //

Saying the phrase wrong and then robbin' the Necronomicon //
End o' the rainbow and I'm robbin' a leprechaun 'n son //
Gimme all of the treasure, the booty and the doubloons //
And yo precious metals and pension and social security, fool//

Right Here- I'm robbin pills, bury dough boy- right here//
...I'm robbin Vincent Van Goh's lobe- right ear //
A starry night I'm robbin' Claude of his Monet //
Jellystone park, Yogi gimme yo honey //

I'm robbin' Franklin of his Benjamins //
I'm robbin' Hank Hill of his friends and fence //
I'm robbin' all y'all with my hands, man //
I'm robbin' Jean Claude of his van... DAAAAMN //

Robbing is fun; I like to do it//
Robbery is fun; yeah I like to do it//