They say I'm borderline active I'm borderline lazy // I'm borderline Mack 10 I'm borderline Jay-Z // I'm borderline Patrick I'm borderline Swayze // I'm borderline bat shit I'm borderline crazy // Am I borderline black?- no I'm borderline white // Am I borderline wack?- no I'm borderline tight // I'm a little white guy and I'm good at my rhymes // I'm a borderline storybook of little white lies // It's sorta like I'm an organized mess // I'm unorganized yes but I'm sorta like fresh // Son I'm borderline first I am borderline next // I'mma borderline curse yet I'm borderline blessed // Just fine, borderline mayday // Borderline let's ride I'm borderline maybe // Borderline retro and I'm borderline next level // Borderline Teq?- no I'm borderline Death Metal'// ----- ----- ----- ----- ----- Am I borderline alive, Am I borderline dead // Am I borderline mortified, horrified- yes // Lifeless- (sorta) borderline holdin' my breath // I'm a borderline miss, I'm a bona fide mess // Borderline alive, borderline dead // Borderline mortified, horrified- yes // Just Fine- borderline sorta holdin' my breath // Like a borderline miss- I'mma bona fide mess// ----- ----- ----- ----- ----- I am borderline borderline, borderline stressed// But I'm borderline sorta like- doing my best// (I guess)... I mean I do it borderline sanely // On the borderline line- cause I'm borderline baby // It's sorta like I'm border line hopeless // Crossing borderline lines, borderline homeless // I'm dressed- as if' I'm bored of life, yes // I am borderline Teq, and I'm bored of life's tests // ----- ----- ----- ----- ----- I am borderline alive, I am borderline dead // I am borderline mortified, horrified- yes // I am blessed (sorta) borderline holdin' my breath // I'm a borderline miss I'm a bona fide mess // Borderline alive, borderline dead // Borderline mortified, horrified- yes // Blessed (sorta) like borderline holdin' my breath // Like a borderline miss- I'm a bona fide mess//

I miss taking my missteps and I miss making... // My mistakes and I miss taking a risk baby// And my mistakes are what make me // So basically I'm a mistake in the making // Man I miss thinkin I'm different // I miss thinkin that this made any difference // Any misstep that I take makes it a mistake// And I miss making my mix tapes // And I miss all of my enemies // And I miss thinkin' ain't anyone could contend with me // And I'm pissed off cuz I miss all of my friends dog // And I'm pissed off cuz I pissed all of my friends off// I miss Kevin I miss Rick and I miss Rich // And I miss Greg and I miss Toby I miss Nick// And I miss Jeremy miss Matt and I miss Joe// And I'm still sad cuz I miss Brad and a shitload // I miss Brennan I miss Kendall I miss Chris // I miss Amber I miss Neal and I miss Beth// and I miss Brandon I miss Marc and I miss Lou // And dammit Jonathan Hart homie I miss you// It's such a damn shame, isn't it?...// We can't make it, we get angry and quit at this // Man I miss swingin' and hittin' // And lately every step I attempt seems to be missin' n listen // I miss taking my Missteps and I miss making...// My mistakes and I miss taking a risk baby// And my mistakes are what make me // So basically I'm a mistake in the making //

I'm not a hater y'all just suck a lot // If this is a business of entertaining then I'm a victim a' culture shock// My record dropped and it was ultra hot// But y'all didn't listen cuz if you listened it wouldn't have been a fuckin' flop// Who wanna know if I'm a thug or not// I'm putting you nuisances in a group an'I pummel through I'm a Juggernaut// True ain't an emcee ever been hotter// Hooligan loopin' you in a noose and then thumpin' you like a pinata// I'll take you under the summer sun and I'll beatchu// Relentlessly til essentially you a puddle a fuckin blood// & your significance is this small// & your existences is this long// You beef with me you getting dissed hard // You beef with me legally & you gonna be dissed harder and disbarred// ...You silly thinking you can get far// I'm leaving these simpletons dismissed and dis-figured with this bar// And this is for your own good, // You interfere you gon' disappear from your own hood // Boy I'm Jonny Rotten you punk, bitch // I'mma sex pistol I love guns, you suck_dicks// The audacity that you bastards have when you laugh at me'// 'And my tenacity on the path I travel's a travesty// Yeah, getcho ass kicked in the trap, bitch,// Getcho ass kicked to my smooth fabulous rap hits// Verse 2 Begin I got used to it doin' all of my nefarious stuff// I carry a- barrel a drugs, ammunition and guns// I'm buryin' enemies after they corpses is rolled in // And filled with more formaldehyde than a morgue in New Orleans// (I'm out of patience) like doctors with awful reputations// I'm out of things I can offer you all so salutations// I'm scared a you so I'm taking extra precautions'n // Buryin you alive at a cemetery in Boston// I'm off the hinges like a door after an argument is// I'mma part of this like a dorsal fin on a dolphin is// ..You a Buddhist holding a crucifix// Yo ass is useless as human tits on a tuna fish// I'mma super_villain my getup is just a few socks// 2 on my feet and another one on my huge cock// Nerdiest kid in school yeah you heard what I just said // I had perfect attendance in detention and sex-ed // So fuckin' G my own homies won't even fuck wit me// So luckily I'm a loner don't even fuck wit me // I spun the vinyl on the Wheels of Steel// (back in the day)I'd steal your wheels for real and I still will// I plead the fourth I don't even know what the 5th is// I drink a 5th I don't even know what a sixth is// Bitch I'm ill as hell and I sling trees // Y'all some Philadelphia cream cheese//

We spent a life together, we spent every day... and every night together// We strive together- we dark and we light together, it's like our stars both aligned intertwined together// Arrive together we stand up and fight together we tight together we laced up and tied together// We doing... life together serving time together, we like it whether it's wrong or it's right together// And like the tide, we dip and we rise together, we live together, we live til we die together// We like "whatever, we argue and we fight together, but we alive and we actually like together"// We try together to make it out alive together unite together and basically survive the weather// I can't visualize a timeline where I was never designed connected to you and combined together/ We stride together, we right, left, write together- the hypest rhymes that anyone can write together// We hide together at home cuz we shy together and cry together alone as we lie together// We fuck, together at home and we come together, we love together alone baby nothin better// We ill together, we Netflix and Chill together, and chill together we will and we will forever/ And at the end of the ride when we die together we like whatever let's keep goin' try forever // We fly together we walkin in the sky together we outta sight baby baby baby blind together// We lay together, we play and we pray together to stay together, we cain't miss a thing together// Complain together, we hate when we aint together, and placed together and ranked first place together// And we amazed and astounded we found together, and see we aint really sound when we out together// And out together, we just found out together that out together can be pronounced as out to get her// We out to get her, we brazen and we loud together we out together, parading through the town together// We bound together but aint really wound together, but down together, we safe and we sound together// We always- pee in the sink when we drink together we stink, we think, we need to see a shrink together// Believe together, we sleep and we dream together, we need together, we breathe and we bleed together // Afraid together if ever we ain't together but crazy dangerous n' deranged together// We off the- chain, together yet we stay together we off the charts, insane yet remain together// We love to hate- the thing we've became together, we alienated- a way to be safe together // We wait together, to make an escape together, embrace forever, and face it to make it better // We brave together, we can't be away together' but' hope for change to say we okay together// We know we both goin' totally insane together, we great together, we basically the same together// And we live in the same shed and we swim in the same pool// And we seeking the same wisdom and sippin the same booze// And we speak in the same tone and we sing in the same tune// And we sleep in the same bed and we eating the same food// And we sick in the same head and we missing the same truth/// And we stealin the same meds and we feel in the same mood// There's only one person truly deserving of this// Beautiful musical love gift that I've written and it's you//

I'm Teqneek I'm the legendariest emcee// I'm mega scary you dead and buried you test me// ...And yet everyone wanna test me// And Teq-beat em relentlessly like they let me// Jog yo memory out'cho head-piece// But I promise thatchy'all ain't ever gonna forget me// I'm the bed wettin'est emcee I mean I'm Teqneek-// The head gettinest' sex emperor yes me// ...I'm Teqneek I'mma raggedy ass fool who// Will happily blast you with a gat cuz I'm that dude....// I'm Teqneek an assassin of wack stupid ass// Bastards who lack 2 fluid ounces of rap juice// What I mean is I'm Teqneek I'mma raggedy ass brutal// Assassin a wack stupid ass bastards who lack 2// Fluid ounces of rap juice and I'll happily blast you// I'm Teqneek, I'm the emcee wit a gat pointed' at you// I'm Teqneek ya'll some Beavis and Butt-Heads// If we meet in the club you betta believe we gon' Butt-Heads// I'll be singin "I'm Teqneek" as I'm beatin you up kid// You regrettin' you met me as you leavin' the club dead// I'm Teqneek I'm a Nicolas Cage scene// And it's gripping and thrilling and it's frickin' amazing// I'm Teqneekolas Cage-Burgundy wearer of Sex Panther// Yo sexual expectations they 60% better // I'm Teqneek Imma veteran emcee// Yet I only remember everyone bettin' against me// I'm Teqneek and my penis is 10 Feet// Then I disappeared for a couple of years to invent me// I'm Teqneek and I'm musically gifted// You a stupid ass dip shit with the dick of an infant// I'm Teqneek I'm the head of the class kid// I like General Tsao's chicken and kickin' yo asses// I'm Teqneek and my measures are drastic// And my method of madness has you gettin' yo ass kicked// See how beaten that path is? That's how beaten yo ass is// Gonna be after me (Teq) beats the shit outcho ass bitch// I'm Teqneek I'm the best thing since sliced bread// And I like weed and I like sleep and I like head// I'm Teqneek I'm the chief of the homestead// Threw a dinner party and punked Eddie Murphy for cornbread// I'm Teqneek I'm the beast with the nine heads// You can visualize my identity crisis// Cuz I'm Teq and I'm even flyer than seasoned veteran fighter pilots// And the reason introspect intersects with the hyperviolence// I'm Teqneek an' I'm back from tha dead// An I'm bringin' Dracula's head back- sorry I left// I'm Teqneek lemme spit on yo best beat// Let me hit on yo ex please lemme live in yo shed Steve// I'm Teq kid and I went an visited Texas// Where Tex lived- before Tex settled in Memphis// ...And then Teq headed to Tex_as// ...To get head from Alexis- in a Lexus// (Teqneek), He the first person to ever speak in the third person // (Teqneek) He the verb shuriken Teqneek, he the word surgeon // ...And I'm mowww le'thal than enemy towww'peedos// I'm Teq an'I'm mowww lethal than centuries-old meatloaf // I'm the damn cleverest sexiest man ever// Whenever you wanna see me you can't because Teq's better// And I'm so dope that I'm Soda Popinski// In perpetual motion though cuz the world is against me// I'm teqneek I'm the king of the mountain// If you reachin' for Teq's peak Imma pee in yo mouf then// Yo I'm Teq- the team captain of weak faggy emcee slappin'// Elite rap aint an enemy can compete at it// I'm Teqneek I'm a thief in the darkness // I'm the reason you all livin' in fear of the carnage // I'm Teqneek get in position to run// Cuz this is a gun, and once I learn ta use it ya done// I'm Teqneek I'm the reason your ex needs // A new spring in her bed but got a new spring in her step... See? // I'm Teq I'm the best baby you better accept it// I'm yo president #Covfefe I'm wreckin the planet//

I wrote the dopest note ever wrote on a post it note// The dopest note ever wrote on an envelope// The dopest post ever posted to social media// ...I accidentally posted to Wikipedia // The dopest poetry ever sent via messenger- bitches// The dopest poetry ever sent via messenger-pigeons// The dopest poetry ever sent via text message// The dopest poetry ever written was Teq's message// The dopest message to never have been penned// The dopest message to ever have been sent// The dopest sentence to never be served// The dopest sentence prevented with words// The dopest vocalist synchronized to an instrumental// The dopest vocalist ain't nobody is listenin' to// The dopest poetry synchronized up to Evernote// The dopest poetry anybody has ever wrote// The dopest flow ever spoken into a mic// The dopest flow you will ever hear in yo life// The dopest flow ever spoken into a mobile phone// The dopest flow ever spit at a Motorola tho// The dopest writer to ever have been wrong// The dopest fighter to ever have been born// The dopest technique you could ever bring...// The dopest method to win anything...// The dopest friend that you will ever need...// The dopest enemy ever to be...// The dopest enemy you'll ever see...// The dopest technically ever Teqneek...// The dopest inventor ever (I sliced bread)// The dopest liver to never have died yet// The dopest deadline to ever be missed// The dopest headline that everyone missed// The dopest vocalist ever to be recorded// The dopest vocalist ever to be ignore-ed// The dopest victory ever witnessed was mine- Son// The dopest winner to never receive a prize- Fun// The dopest emcee to ever have eaten breakfast// The dopest checklist to ever have needed checks// The dopest destiny never to manifest// The dopest ever enchanted and left breath-less// The dopest time ever- Lost Together// The dopest rhymes ever?- Lost forever// The dopest girl to exist in my life span// The dopest girl ever slipped out of my hands// The dopest waves ever witnessed from dry land// The dopest grave I been diggin with my hands// The dopest Teqneek you'll ever see in the whole world// The dopest Teqneek to ever be an Immortal// The dopest criminal ever to do a crime, spree// The dopest sins to have been committed were by- me// The dopest prisoner in his own head// The dopest sinner to ever confess// The dopest thoughts ever written were my bars// The dopest bars ever written in dive bars// The dopest bars ever written behind bars// The dopest bars ever written were my bars// The dopest bars ever written behind lines// The dopest lines ever written were my lines// The dopest lines ever written in Block C// The dopest lines ever written were by me// The dopest combatant ever in rappin// The dopest comeback to ever have happened// The dopest talent to ever be squandered// The dopest wanderer ever to wander// The dopest sentence to ever have been heard// The dopest sentence to ever have been words// The dopest words ever joined into a sentence// The dopest sentence to ever have been, served// The dopest poet to ever be pulled over// The dopest ever pretending to be sober// The dopest passenger ever cuffed in a cop car// The dopest fingerprints, phone call, and a mug shot// The dopest exhale ever to fail a breathalyzer// The dopest emcee to ever to fail and mess his life up// The dopest emcee to ever be distressed// The dopest emcee perpetually depressed//

This started out as a line written for one song// And metamorphosized into something I couldn't control// It didn't make any sense when I wrote this// Butchu aint gotta be rich to be homeless,// But I'mma spit it to you crystal clear, and you better listen-// You don't have to be fishermen just to diss a pier// And you don't need to know Winnie to see a meteor... Or be more terrified just to become inferior// ...you aint need to go poking fun at Plinarians-// To be considered a fuckin' disciplinarian// If it ain't something mark already did twice it ain't remarkable...// ...you ain't need a car to be autotuned// You do not need to be not me's to be not you's// You do not need to be not you's to be not me's// You do not need to be not me's to be not Sue's// You do not need to be not Sue's to be Nazis// You do not need to go move out to Dallas, Texas'// 'And become a prison guard to say you- discipline Aryans// You do not have to be A's to be not B's// You do not have to be B's to be Na_zi's// ...yeah, cuz you helpin' out on the farm'a'bit// It does not make you a certified fuckin farm-assist// Noah...cuz you helpin' out on the ark a bit? Noah does not make you a qualified archaeologist// Still a decent display of showmanship// You do not have to be boat-showers for showmanship// You do not need to be funny to be a kamikaze// You do not need to be funny to be a comic-Ozzy// ...Yeah...Or be angry to be benevolent// ...Or to be angelic for me to send you to heaven bitch// And you may need two hands to'be'called handy// Butchu ain't need one leg to be outstanding// There is No Use For a Name of your punk band // There is no use to explain what I'm sayin// ...No use for copy machines to' repeat thangs// ...No use for Zombie machines to repeat BRAINSSS'// If you Chris and you Biggie Smalls then you Christopher Wall_ace// If you Chris and without a car then you Christopher Walken// If you Chris and you got some cards then you Christopher all in// Look who waltzed into the bar- den you Christoph'who Waltz'ed in// Look atchu- putting yo children in the mi_cro_wave// Like "Oooh, the host of Dirty Jobs- look, it's Mike Rowe, wave!"// ... You do not need to be true...// ...For me not to_believe you...// And Alzheimers you don't know your own_name// All nighters you don't neeeeeed to know day// And alrighters you dont need to be okay// And Alzheimer's you don't know_your own name// There's no reason for being defensive if your intentions are simply 2 disassemble a fence kid// If your intention is disassembling fences// But if you do it you gonna become defenseless// And you gon' need to start getting on the offensive// And yo- we on a basis you don't need to know// And I got the answers that you seek and you don't even know you need em though// To be successful become someone who sucks less// To be unsuccessful become someone who's not Teq Yo state don't even need a bullet train// Know what I mean Teq is up in yo area I'm makin' bullets rain// There is no fun intended...// There is no pun, in 10 dead// You ain't gotta' be made a metal and get me in to be conquistadors// ...Or an Eastern mollusk whom we adore ...Or to need a garden to be a ho// ...Or to be a florist to be a ho// ...Or to be a camel to be a toe// ...Or to be a mammal to need a nose// ...Or to be in need of a needle nose// "Needless To Say" is a redundant phrase you don't need to know//

(Teqneek) I rob people to pay people I robbed Peter // To pay Paul then I robbed Paulie to pay Peter // I'mma rob people on PayPal // Go to 8 Mile, rob Shady an them Insane Clowns // I stay robbin- I'm Great? Nope- I'm the dopest // You stay robbed like a stagecoach in the Old West// I gets high on my own supply, then rob yo's // Go to Hollywood California to rob Lowe's // I'm sad depressin' I'm robbin' comedy of the laughin' // I'm mad aggressive I'm robbin' Robin in front of Batman // I'm robbin' you til no robbables left in yo possession // Then prolly robbin' yo ass again- I'm a tad excessive // What's in yo pockets I'm robbin' you homie run 'em// I'm robbin' you in the dead of the night then again at sunup // I done up and chose making my own economy robbery // And robbin you cuz if I ain't robbin you then you robbin' me // (Sky) It's a stick-up, like a mohawk // Put your hands up, and do the slow walk // Ay yo, fuckin Teqneek // Let's get em when they down, yeah- hit em when they weak // (Teqneek) I'm robbin' a Burger King in a Ronald McDonald costume // I'm robbin' a Chick-fil-A on a Sunday morning I'm awesome // Demanding a ransom from Carl Sr. to see his son again // It's Sky-Teq and we robbin' you like the government // (Sky) Jet fuel can't melt steel beams // But I can steal cash from a crack ho fiend // I'll rob your mother, your father- your son and your daughter // I'll rob you of your fresh food and all of ya water // When it's cold out, I rock a jacket // You got your dough out? I will jack it // A rap criminal, you can't stand it // But, they haven't banned it- being a bandit // So until they do // Gonna rob you off your Rolex and your Reebok shoe // Man I thought you fuckers knew- Get a real job? Hell no // Old ladies ripped off like velcro // She got a real nice purse on the front side // See me going for the snatch like a muff dive // Real life though? I am the victim // They robbed me of everything and that's why I'm spittin' // (Teqneek) Ay yo we Rob 'N Big, Robin Wright and we rob Shriners // We go and we rob diners n Rob Schneider n Rob Reiner // Robbin' Johnny cash and then rob zombies- for real son // Grave robbin 'n guess whose?- robbin' William's // We rob Sonic and rob Thomas and rob Roy // We rob wallets we rob girls and we rob boys // We rob the fingers off yo goddamn hands // We robbin Peter of his goddamn pans // Ay yo I'm- back in the present from my trip back to the past // I just robbed Back to the Future from Rob Zemeckis' ass // We hittin' millions of civilians we grippin' up all tha currency // Currently in yo purses and gimme all of yo jewelry // Eddie money is mine along with all of Eddie Vedder cheddar // Master Splinter? Jackin' his stash and I'm scrappin' Master Shredder // Leonardo, Michaelangelo, Donatello, and Raphael// I leave 'em pizzaless sewer freaks and without a shell // ...Diseased people of they miracle cures // Vision and ingenuity from all the entrepreneurs // I'm robbin' Ron, Jeremy, Tom, Jerry, and Jerry's kids// I can't believe how effortless it is leaving you penniless // Saying the phrase wrong and then robbin' the Necronomicon // End o' the rainbow and I'm robbin' a leprechaun 'n son // Gimme all of the treasure, the booty and the doubloons // And yo precious metals and pension and social security, fool// Right Here- I'm robbin pills, bury dough boy- right here// ...I'm robbin Vincent Van Goh's lobe- right ear // A starry night I'm robbin' Claude of his Monet // Jellystone park, Yogi gimme yo honey // I'm robbin' Franklin of his Benjamins // I'm robbin' Hank Hill of his friends and fence // I'm robbin' all y'all with my hands, man // I'm robbin' Jean Claude of his van... DAAAAMN // Robbing is fun; I like to do it// Robbery is fun; yeah I like to do it//

Yo grippinz I slips in, and grips them// I grip everything grippable in existence// ...I'm the Gripmasta Bruh// Lemme grip that from ya// Lemme grip a bit a cash, Lemme grip a swig a that// Break me off a piece of yo chocolatey bar of Kit a Kat// Lemme grip yo coupons, Lemme grip yo fouton// Lemme grip yo fondue, Lemme dip a crouton// Lemme grip a hit a that, Lemme grip a sip a' that// Lemme grip yo Internet, Lemme grip a cigarette // You know I getchu back, Lemme grip yo fridge// 'Lemme grip a cinnamon sugar biscuit oooh what is this// //Grippin' in da frigid air, grippin' in yo Fridgidaire// //Grippin' in yo kitchen I'm grippin' in yo refridge'a'rayta// //Lemme grip yo drinks, Lemme grip yo snacks// //Lemme grip yo things, Lemme gitchu back// //Ay, Lemme grip yo drinks, Lemme grip yo snacks// //Lemme grip yo things, Lemme gitchu back// //Lemme grip yo snacks, Lemme grip yo drinks// //Lemme gitchu back, Lemme grip yo things// ...Ay yo Steve, Imma grip up on a drink// Lemme take a piss; how I flush a sink?// Lemme grip yo toilet seat, Lemme grip a tissue paper // Lemme read yo magazine front to back what's yo issue playa// Lemme grip a little peace, lemme grip a little air// Grip up on yo toiletries, sniff up on yo undawear// ...I mean ay whut up playa, lemme grip yo time a bit// Lemme grip yo Heineken lemme grip yo behind a bit// ...I mean yo mind a bit, Grip on this philosophy// Lemme grip a $20 I'll double yo grippins honestly &// Lemme grip yo tablet, Grip up on yo apps G// Grip up on the last piece, Grip up on dat ass Steve// ...I mean I need yo phone a minute, Grippa gotta use one// Grip yo television remote and grip on some Blue Bloods// Grip up on yo laptop, Grip up on yo Sun Chips// Grip up on yo credit card, Imma grip you somethin'// Ater grippin' on reactivating Xbox Gold// Grippin' back Netflix, Hulu let's go (out to the)// Titty club- titties, swag! Let 'em out! Let 'em drag! // ...Wait... I mean I wanna see them titties bounce! - really bad! // Grip up on yo stringy cheese, Lemme grip yo crayons// Lemme sell you Avon, Lemme sell you Avon// Grippin' isn't easy a Grippa's word is his damn bond// And now I'm basically finishing up my damn song // //Lemme grip yo drinks, Lemme grip yo snacks// //Lemme grip yo things, Lemme gitchu back// //Lemme grip yo snacks, Lemme grip yo drinks// //Lemme gitchu back, Lemme grip yo ass-heyyyyy// //Lemme grip yo drinks, Lemme grip yo snacks// //Lemme grip yo things, Lemme gitchu back// //Lemme scratch yo back, Lemme grip yo snacks// //Lemme grip yo things, Lemme gitchu back// //Lemme grip yo drinks, Lemme grip yo snacks// //Lemme grip yo things, Lemme gitchu back// //Lemme grip yo snacks, Lemme grip yo drinks// //Lemme gitchu back, Lemme grip yo things// //Lemme grip yo drinks, Lemme grip yo snacks// //Lemme grip yo things, Lemme gitchu back// //...Imma grip dat fo' ya, I'm the Gripmasta Bruh// COME ON STEVE LEMME GRIP UP YO FRIDGE

You do not reinvent the Ferris WHEEL-// Somebody did it once- an if needed again then Ferris WHEEL// I betchu do whatever Ferris WHEEL// Cuz Ferris WHEEL take hold of you, you are under control of Ferris WHEEL,// But Fair is Fer-rist assured that Ferris WHEEL do no wrong/ If Ferris did it- then Ferris WHEEL be accountable// But evidence suggests towards Ferris innocence an he out on bail,// ...Plus it's impossible holdin' Ferris against his WHEEL// ...And all is fair in lovin Ferris WHEEL// Life can be sad and sometimes life can feel unFerris WHEEL// That's when you start to question your belief in Ferris WHEEL// But if you seek within you find your inner Ferris Wheel// The fairest way the fairest Ferris WHEEL // The fairest WHEEL? The Ferris WHEEL & the Fairest whale? The Ferris WHaEEL// Harrison Ford? Harrison Ferris WHEEL// ...And Liam Neeson has a very particular set a Ferris WHEELS// I swear to Ferris y'all some Ferris WHEELS// Y'all just some Ferris WHEELS- yall could never become what Ferris WHEEL// You live in fear?'Prepare to die in Fer'ris WHEEL// Or you can be a man- and prepare to'become a Ferris WHEEL//

SON I'M A MUTHAFUCKIN RENEGADE...// ...drinkin lemonade in the pleasant shade// what an excellent way to spend and enjoy a pleasant day// I said to Dave, in a conversation from yesterday// And by the way muthafucka we fuckin RENEGADES// We hand grenades, made of candy out every Halloween// I put a razor blade to my fuckin face Imma RENEGADE about to shave// Nefariously buryin' random strangers who challenge me// In Words with Friends and trivia homie you gonna bow to me// I buy drugs, when my- Doctor prescribes 'em// ...And if they make me feel funny and I don't like 'em// Then I take 'em to the streets and distribute 'em to the pharmacy// A RENEGADE I gotta get rid of these drugs and properly/ Eventually we all gonna die so I live my life like I'm a RENEGADE// Girl I'm wrappin' it up if you in bed with me// I'm drunk driving- love it, do it basically every day// To ensure my homies get safely home I'm a designated RENEGADE// //You don't know the life I live (cuz I'm a RENEGADE)// //You dont know what it truly is (to be a RENEGADE)// //I'm not above the law, but always, on the run and sometimes I just jog (cuz I'm a RENEGADE)// //Honesty is the best policy// //I stay active and eat up all of my collard greens (A RENEGADE), // //You can't erase me son (Cuz I'm a RENEGADE), //I get a raise this month// And I'm a RENEGADE; goin' out on my own terms// I'll be remembered as a RENEGADE any debts, well they gettin' paid// You gotta cold? I'm yo renegade with the remedy// Acetaminophen Ibuprophen Naproxen Sodium a RENEGADE// Go medicate and gitchu some rest and drink you some Minute Maid// And let me serenade you the way of a gangsta muthafuckin RENEGADE // The craziest that'cho cranium ever thinks// Ain't half as altruistically generous as a MUTHAFUCKIN' RENEGADE//

We came to see the great amazingly amazing Lee // And Lee gon give us just what it is that we came to see // (Lee) Maybe Lee ain't real // Maybe Lee make-beLeeve // Maybe Lee born with it-// Maybe it's MaybeLeene// Ayo My friend Lee?... He my home boy- he Friend Lee // He complicated, immense Lee- Complex Lee// This kid Lee? He run fast- he quick Lee// He Swift Lee it is tough keepin up with Lee// But ay... My homie Lee can pace himself and do it slow Lee // My homie Lee, he live far away- Remote Lee'// Unique Lee- you need tooo be Leeve me// BeLeeve me, you need to be'Leeve Lee // We credit Lee for inventing the word inventive Lee'// Receptive Lee you can vent to Lee about anything // Lee incredibly gentleman Lee... // Lee will treat you as if you fam- Lee... // And Lee'appreciate the sim'pa'ler things- he Basic Lee // And Lee will stand in the face of danger- Courageous Lee // Vora'cious Lee and yet never' overaggressive Lee // ...Competitive Lee' effectively' yet respectful Lee // May I speak free-Lee on the story of Lee// Metamorphic Lee Historic Lee Lee has risen and meteoric Lee// Metaphoric Lee speaking of course and I know Tenacious D // Already made a Lee but I'm doin' this more creative Lee' // 'Enormous Lee revered in the city of Lees_ville// Where if you don't participate in they Lee parade you will be killed // Holy Toledo Lee Holy Mo'ses Lee Holy Moly Lee' // 'Holy Canoli homie, Holy Guaca'moLee// I like Lee and I strive to be like Lee // But it's high Lee unlike Lee I'll be anything like Lee // He tight Lee, he nice Lee, the best Lee // He Spike Lee, he Snipes, Lee- he Wes Lee // He Hype Lee, he Live Lee, Direct Lee// He time Lee, he wi-ly, he Fresh Lee// Lee can whisper ever so gent Lee... // He fly Lee, he fight Lee- he Jet Li // ... and Lee Handle business correct Lee // If presidential Lee nominated- select Lee // And any_thing that's acceptable toooo Lee // Is accep'table toooo me too well except for a few things // (in generic psychiatrist patient voice) "Regretfully I get angrily and Depressing Lee sad at the fact' // Eventually no one gonna remember me...// But I betchu anything everyone defi_nitely gon remember Lee, // ...I'm unreasonab'Lee resenting Lee // What if you feel you in need of answers for certain things? // You curious? Got a question? Go 'head and question LEE... // ...Any question that you present to Lee? // ...Lee will listen to you- Attentive Lee' 'Never offensive Lee'he tasteful Lee conversational Lee // Do his best to'be conscientious Lee conservational Lee // Nondenominational Lee see the wisdom in each religion // Cuz each religion essentialee come from Leeonism // Impressive Lee unconventional Lee conceptual Lee// Incredible- Lee potential, Lee is exceptional// (Lee...) You see the dude with the kung- fu, on the t.v.?// He was a legend the greatest they called him Bruce, Lee...// ...Lee is natural Lee gif_ted,// ...And Lee's dick it is disproportionate Lee big// (Supposed Lee) ...And Lee is 6 foot 3, // And Lee can lift huge things, and Lee can kick through trees // ...He classy Lee but ay- Theoretical Lee speaking // (Naw) That's too unlike Lee to even be- Hypothetical Lee thinking // But Lee beLeeves in you and me motivational Lee to be the best // And learn from your mistakes cuz he patient Lee- he Lee-nient // Never deceptive Lee sarcastic or extreme Lee// ...Or devious Lee or drastic cuh Lee sincere Lee // We love Lee because Lee is Love-Lee// We love Lee because Lee is ummm- Lee// ...Lee is makin it rain Torrential Lee // In every club out from Tokyo down to Tennessee// ...Eventual Lee have you shakin that ass intensive Lee // Lee spread the message of love and Lee spread it sexualLee// Suspicious Lee inconspicuous Lee convincing Lee // Implicit Lee soliciting bitches to me- Illicit Lee// Lee Grover CLeeveland ULeesseyus S. Grant// Lee Abraham Leen-coln Lee is Bill Cleen_ton// Berserker Lee, Lee is HercuLees, Lee is certainLee // Murderous Lee is Merciless Lee incredibLee Virtuous, Lee...// (What?) // Boy I'm talkin' about my boy Lee - // He boiLee he oil-Lee, he soi-Lee // Defensive Lee see you listening apprehensive Lee'but// UnbeLeevabLee gifted and unlimited PotentialLee// Lee was the Leeder of the Leegion of Doom // But eventually that Leegion changed to one of peace and of Truth // DishonestLee reprehensibLee irresponsibLee(nah)// Lee don't possess not a single one of those qualities// He fine Lee - Precise Lee- Exact Lee- Divine Lee- Concise Lee- Get at me Lee fabulous Lee fantastic Lee passionate // Lee compassionate Lee immaculate Lee diplomatic Lee Lee emphatic-// Lee.. Lee astonnnish-ing... me // TotalLee, all- en_com_passing Lee // BONUS JASON LEE BARZZZZZ As they wait for the plane to leave Lee is seated adjacent Lee// To Jason Lee and Lee can see Jason shakin' and lookin anxious// Lee says to Jason Lee calm (Lee is so amazing Lee awesome Lee) // Says to Jason Lee Imma wait with you patient Lee honest Lee // 'Basic'ly Jason Lee I'm sayin I'm Lee'// And you and the crew and the passengers will be safe cuz you on this plane with me// Putcho faith in me Jason Lee and Imma be leading you // Believe in me Jason Lee because I be Leeve in you //

This started out as a line written for one song// And metamorphosized into something I couldn't control// I'm here again on the record simply to tell you this...// You do not need exo-brothers just to be exorcists// You do not want to see Ray brother// You do not want to see Ray's sis// You do not want to see Ray angry// You do not want to see Ray pissed// Australians? They do not want to see Roy pissed// Yo sister crazy then you the one with Psycho-Sis// Metamorphosis then was introduced to Amorpha brutha// Then Amorpha showed me a photograph of her Grandmother// And if yo mother amazing, then she yo grand-mother// If yo grand mother is great, she yo great-grandmother// If yo step sister on meth, she yo meth sister// If yo step sister is sick, she yo strep sister// You do not need to be stone cold to be sober// You do not need to be so cold to be so "brrrrr"// You did not need to be horse owners named Wilbur// Now give it up for F...F.. Frozen funny man Bill Brrrrr// There is no need to prepare// There is no need to be scared// There is no need to beware (where?)// ....There is no need to be there// You do not need a complex city// You do not need the complexity// We should not need any tent cities// We do not need the intensity// Ay listen homie, Thor- The Defender of Butt Cheeks// I'm pretty sure isn't what being an Asgardian means// If you gay men you cannot get you an amen// You do not need to love Raymond// & You ain't gotta tickle a tack to be tactical// And you ain't gotta tickle a test to be testicles// And tickled to death?... It don't have to be mad funny// That dick on yo breath? You tickled to death, and it isn't that funny// You don't need to be Super Mario's brother// For you to be named Luigi and you to become a plumber// You ain't gotta be good at all to be grandsons// But all a y'all about to get shitted on by the man, sons//

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