We came to see the great amazingly amazing Lee //
And Lee gon give us just what it is that we came to see //
(Lee)
Maybe Lee ain't real //
Maybe Lee make-beLeeve //
Maybe Lee born with it-//
Maybe it's MaybeLeene//

Ayo My friend Lee?... He my home boy- he Friend Lee //
He complicated, immense Lee- Complex Lee//
This kid Lee? He run fast- he quick Lee//
He Swift Lee it is tough keepin up with Lee//

But ay...

My homie Lee can pace himself and do it slow Lee //
My homie Lee, he live far away- Remote Lee'//
Unique Lee- you need tooo be Leeve me//
BeLeeve me, you need to be'Leeve Lee //

We credit Lee for inventing the word inventive Lee'//
Receptive Lee you can vent to Lee about anything //
Lee incredibly gentleman Lee... //
Lee will treat you as if you fam- Lee... //

And Lee'appreciate the sim'pa'ler things- he Basic Lee //
And Lee will stand in the face of danger- Courageous Lee //
Vora'cious Lee and yet never' overaggressive Lee //
...Competitive Lee' effectively' yet respectful Lee //

May I speak free-Lee on the story of Lee//
Metamorphic Lee Historic Lee Lee has risen and meteoric Lee//
Metaphoric Lee speaking of course and I know Tenacious D //
Already made a Lee but I'm doin' this more creative Lee' //

'Enormous Lee revered in the city of Lees_ville//
Where if you don't participate in they Lee parade you will be killed //
Holy Toledo Lee Holy Mo'ses Lee Holy Moly Lee' //
'Holy Canoli homie, Holy Guaca'moLee//

I like Lee and I strive to be like Lee //
But it's high Lee unlike Lee I'll be anything like Lee //
He tight Lee, he nice Lee, the best Lee //
He Spike Lee, he Snipes, Lee- he Wes Lee //

He Hype Lee, he Live Lee, Direct Lee//
He time Lee, he wi-ly, he Fresh Lee//
Lee can whisper ever so gent Lee... //
He fly Lee, he fight Lee- he Jet Li //

... and Lee Handle business correct Lee //
If presidential Lee nominated- select Lee //
And any_thing that's acceptable toooo Lee //
Is accep'table toooo me too well except for a few things //

(in generic psychiatrist patient voice)
"Regretfully I get angrily and Depressing Lee sad at the fact' //
Eventually no one gonna remember me...//
But I betchu anything everyone defi_nitely gon remember Lee, //
...I'm unreasonab'Lee resenting Lee //

What if you feel you in need of answers for certain things? //
You curious? Got a question? Go 'head and question LEE... //
...Any question that you present to Lee? //
...Lee will listen to you- Attentive Lee'

'Never offensive Lee'he tasteful Lee conversational Lee //
Do his best to'be conscientious Lee conservational Lee //
Nondenominational Lee see the wisdom in each religion //
Cuz each religion essentialee come from Leeonism //

Impressive Lee unconventional Lee conceptual Lee//
Incredible- Lee potential, Lee is exceptional//
(Lee...)
You see the dude with the kung- fu, on the t.v.?//
He was a legend the greatest they called him Bruce, Lee...//

...Lee is natural Lee gif_ted,//
...And Lee's dick it is disproportionate Lee big//
(Supposed Lee) ...And Lee is 6 foot 3, //
And Lee can lift huge things, and Lee can kick through trees //

...He classy Lee but ay- Theoretical Lee speaking //
(Naw) That's too unlike Lee to even be- Hypothetical Lee thinking //
But Lee beLeeves in you and me motivational Lee to be the best //
And learn from your mistakes cuz he patient Lee- he Lee-nient //

Never deceptive Lee sarcastic or extreme Lee//
...Or devious Lee or drastic cuh Lee sincere Lee //
We love Lee because Lee is Love-Lee//
We love Lee because Lee is ummm- Lee//

...Lee is makin it rain Torrential Lee //
In every club out from Tokyo down to Tennessee//
...Eventual Lee have you shakin that ass intensive Lee //
Lee spread the message of love and Lee spread it sexualLee//

Suspicious Lee inconspicuous Lee convincing Lee //
Implicit Lee soliciting bitches to me- Illicit Lee//
Lee Grover CLeeveland ULeesseyus S. Grant//
Lee Abraham Leen-coln Lee is Bill Cleen_ton//

Berserker Lee, Lee is HercuLees, Lee is certainLee //
Murderous Lee is Merciless Lee incredibLee Virtuous, Lee...//
(What?) //
Boy I'm talkin' about my boy Lee - //
He boiLee he oil-Lee, he soi-Lee //

Defensive Lee see you listening apprehensive Lee'but//
UnbeLeevabLee gifted and unlimited PotentialLee//
Lee was the Leeder of the Leegion of Doom //
But eventually that Leegion changed to one of peace and of Truth //

DishonestLee reprehensibLee irresponsibLee(nah)//
Lee don't possess not a single one of those qualities//
He fine Lee - Precise Lee- Exact Lee-
Divine Lee- Concise Lee- Get at me

Lee fabulous Lee fantastic Lee passionate //
Lee compassionate Lee immaculate Lee diplomatic Lee Lee emphatic-//
Lee..
Lee astonnnish-ing... me //
TotalLee, all- en_com_passing Lee //

BONUS JASON LEE BARZZZZZ

As they wait for the plane to leave Lee is seated adjacent Lee//
To Jason Lee and Lee can see Jason shakin' and lookin anxious//
Lee says to Jason Lee calm (Lee is so amazing Lee awesome Lee) //
Says to Jason Lee Imma wait with you patient Lee honest Lee //

'Basic'ly Jason Lee I'm sayin I'm Lee'//
And you and the crew and the passengers will be safe cuz you on this plane with me//
Putcho faith in me Jason Lee and Imma be leading you //
Believe in me Jason Lee because I be Leeve in you //