This started out as a line written for one song//
And metamorphosized into something I couldn't control//
It didn't make any sense when I wrote this//
Butchu aint gotta be rich to be homeless,//

But I'mma spit it to you crystal clear, and you better listen-//
You don't have to be fishermen just to diss a pier//
And you don't need to know Winnie to see a meteor...
Or be more terrified just to become inferior//

...you aint need to go poking fun at Plinarians-//
To be considered a fuckin' disciplinarian//
If it ain't something mark already did twice it ain't remarkable...//
...you ain't need a car to be autotuned//

You do not need to be not me's to be not you's//
You do not need to be not you's to be not me's//
You do not need to be not me's to be not Sue's//
You do not need to be not Sue's to be Nazis//

You do not need to go move out to Dallas, Texas'//
'And become a prison guard to say you- discipline Aryans//
You do not have to be A's to be not B's//
You do not have to be B's to be Na_zi's//

...yeah, cuz you helpin' out on the farm'a'bit//
It does not make you a certified fuckin farm-assist//
Noah...cuz you helpin' out on the ark a bit? Noah does not make you a qualified archaeologist//

Still a decent display of showmanship//
You do not have to be boat-showers for showmanship//
You do not need to be funny to be a kamikaze//
You do not need to be funny to be a comic-Ozzy//

...Yeah...Or be angry to be benevolent//
...Or to be angelic for me to send you to heaven bitch//
And you may need two hands to'be'called handy//
Butchu ain't need one leg to be outstanding//

There is No Use For a Name of your punk band //
There is no use to explain what I'm sayin//
...No use for copy machines to' repeat thangs//
...No use for Zombie machines to repeat BRAINSSS'//

If you Chris and you Biggie Smalls then you Christopher Wall_ace//
If you Chris and without a car then you Christopher Walken//
If you Chris and you got some cards then you Christopher all in//
Look who waltzed into the bar- den you Christoph'who Waltz'ed in//

Look atchu- putting yo children in the mi_cro_wave//
Like "Oooh, the host of Dirty Jobs- look, it's Mike Rowe, wave!"//
... You do not need to be true...//
...For me not to_believe you...//

And Alzheimers you don't know your own_name//
All nighters you don't neeeeeed to know day//
And alrighters you dont need to be okay//
And Alzheimer's you don't know_your own name//

There's no reason for being defensive if your intentions are simply 2 disassemble a fence kid//
If your intention is disassembling fences//
But if you do it you gonna become defenseless//
And you gon' need to start getting on the offensive//

And yo- we on a basis you don't need to know//
And I got the answers that you seek and you don't even know you need em though//
To be successful become someone who sucks less//
To be unsuccessful become someone who's not Teq

Yo state don't even need a bullet train//
Know what I mean Teq is up in yo area I'm makin' bullets rain//
There is no fun intended...//
There is no pun, in 10 dead//

You ain't gotta' be made a metal and get me in to be conquistadors//
...Or an Eastern mollusk whom we adore
...Or to need a garden to be a ho//
...Or to be a florist to be a ho//

...Or to be a camel to be a toe//
...Or to be a mammal to need a nose//
...Or to be in need of a needle nose//
"Needless To Say" is a redundant phrase you don't need to know//