I wrote the dopest note ever wrote on a post it note//
The dopest note ever wrote on an envelope//
The dopest post ever posted to social media//
...I accidentally posted to Wikipedia //

The dopest poetry ever sent via messenger- bitches//
The dopest poetry ever sent via messenger-pigeons//
The dopest poetry ever sent via text message//
The dopest poetry ever written was Teq's message//

The dopest message to never have been penned//
The dopest message to ever have been sent//
The dopest sentence to never be served//
The dopest sentence prevented with words//

The dopest vocalist synchronized to an instrumental//
The dopest vocalist ain't nobody is listenin' to//
The dopest poetry synchronized up to Evernote//
The dopest poetry anybody has ever wrote//

The dopest flow ever spoken into a mic//
The dopest flow you will ever hear in yo life//
The dopest flow ever spoken into a mobile phone//
The dopest flow ever spit at a Motorola tho//

The dopest writer to ever have been wrong//
The dopest fighter to ever have been born//
The dopest technique you could ever bring...//
The dopest method to win anything...//

The dopest friend that you will ever need...//
The dopest enemy ever to be...//
The dopest enemy you'll ever see...//
The dopest technically ever Teqneek...//

The dopest inventor ever (I sliced bread)//
The dopest liver to never have died yet//
The dopest deadline to ever be missed//
The dopest headline that everyone missed//

The dopest vocalist ever to be recorded//
The dopest vocalist ever to be ignore-ed//
The dopest victory ever witnessed was mine- Son//
The dopest winner to never receive a prize- Fun//

The dopest emcee to ever have eaten breakfast//
The dopest checklist to ever have needed checks//
The dopest destiny never to manifest//
The dopest ever enchanted and left breath-less//

The dopest time ever- Lost Together//
The dopest rhymes ever?- Lost forever//
The dopest girl to exist in my life span//
The dopest girl ever slipped out of my hands//

The dopest waves ever witnessed from dry land//
The dopest grave I been diggin with my hands//
The dopest Teqneek you'll ever see in the whole world//
The dopest Teqneek to ever be an Immortal//

The dopest criminal ever to do a crime, spree//
The dopest sins to have been committed were by- me//
The dopest prisoner in his own head//
The dopest sinner to ever confess//

The dopest thoughts ever written were my bars//
The dopest bars ever written in dive bars//
The dopest bars ever written behind bars//
The dopest bars ever written were my bars//

The dopest bars ever written behind lines//
The dopest lines ever written were my lines//
The dopest lines ever written in Block C//
The dopest lines ever written were by me//

The dopest combatant ever in rappin//
The dopest comeback to ever have happened//
The dopest talent to ever be squandered//
The dopest wanderer ever to wander//

The dopest sentence to ever have been heard//
The dopest sentence to ever have been words//
The dopest words ever joined into a sentence//
The dopest sentence to ever have been, served//

The dopest poet to ever be pulled over//
The dopest ever pretending to be sober//
The dopest passenger ever cuffed in a cop car//
The dopest fingerprints, phone call, and a mug shot//

The dopest exhale ever to fail a breathalyzer//
The dopest emcee to ever to fail and mess his life up//
The dopest emcee to ever be distressed//
The dopest emcee perpetually depressed//